Monday, 7 January 2019
Worst things people have done for money (18 Photos)
Sometime money’s tight, and you have to make it any way you can. I respect the hustle, so you have no judgement coming from me. But there are definitely some WTF stories of how people earned money, and it’s always nice to have a frame of reference that it could be worse.
Check out what people said was the most degrading thing they’ve done for money.
(Also, for the most part I took out the sex/drug related ones. So let’s all pretend I posted that Bob Saget “suck dick for coke” GIF and leave it at that.)
Worked as a slot attendant for a casino, was groped almost daily and didn’t even get to keep my tips. Moved on to another casino as cage cashier, still pretty degrading but out of arms reach and I kept my tips. Quit the industry altogether when they started pooling
I was like 8 and wanted money at the cottage.
Aunt told me I could ‘stir the shit hole’ (outhouse) if I was that desperate.
So I found the longest downed tree branch I could, took off all the twigs, etc. Then used that 8 foot bastard to stir it up. Then went to collect my money.
She laughed at me, said she couldn’t believe it.
So I fished the branch out of the forest and left it on the hood of her car.
(What a shitty stick-uation. Not proud of this joke, but I’m keeping it in here.)
worked at a personal protection service when i was younger.
Many of the clients were Fantastic people. Comedians are usually great, actors and actresses are meh, politicians are usually assholes.
Their families? Are almost always awful. One gig, we were going to pick up an actresses ~12-14 year old daughter and take her shopping while mom was on set. We had a list of places we were supposed to take her, a list of places that were OK if she wanted, and a list of places Not to let her go. With kids the company had a two body policy, one male and one female.
I did the meet and greet while my partner for the walk kept in the passengers seat of the car. Talked to mom for a minute, got the lists and credit card and headed for the car. As i’m opening the rear door of the car for miss shitface she informs me we’ll be going to most of the stores on the “no” list, and that if i argue she’ll tell her mom that i touched her.
partner gets out of the car at that point and stares at the girl, then points to the dash cam. kid doesn’t even have the decency to be ashamed, she just shrugs and gets in.
No further trouble from that one, but many family members were that kind of shitty and demanding.
My brother dared me to chug the whole bottle of maple syrup at our breakfast table for 50$.
I thought I was going to die, it was so thick and disgusting, it just wouldn’t go down. I literally tasted syrup for a week straight after that.
Drank a paper cup full of pizza hut buffalo sauce for $10. Also related, chugged a bear bottle of honey for $30 I believe. Puking honey is one of the most painful experiences of my life. 7/10 would not recommend.
Designed and laser cut some anime chicks banging on some dudes vape.
(I see nothing wrong, the only thing I like thicker than my clouds are my anime chicks)
I showed a girl and her mother my penis piercing for $10 in a nightclub.
Actually, it might have been when I slept with a girl so she would pay for my AOL subscription.
I met this guy on Craigslist who offered me $100 for a back massage. When I got there, he wanted me to step all over his back, then his neck…then his face. It was a little strange but he said he had been going to a massage therapist in another town and I thought maybe it’s just something they do there.
Well later he contacted me and asked if I’d stomp on his dick for $500. I did it. He had a special table he made for this and everything. And some very weird role playing he wanted me to get into. I was fully clothed the whole time but he wanted me to pretend I was a giant goddess and was squishing him like a bug. It was very fucking weird.
(A video of this popped up on my twitter feed. That shit is haunting.)
I agreed to get tazed for £150. In my defense I was most of the way to drunk. Against my defense…I pissed myself.
Performed as a dancing milkshake. $20 is $20.
Telemarketing selling credit card payment insurance to people.
Never sign up for it people. It’s a scam.
When I worked at a grocery store I used to eat Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches on break since it was cheap. I’d buy all the ingredients and just sit in the break room and scarf down 3-4 sandwiches before returning to work.
One day, one of my co-workers saw me scarfing them down and asked if I could eat the whole loaf of sandwiches. I told him I think I could, but asked what he wanted to bet me. He said if I could do it that he’d buy me a whole loaf of bread, jar of peanut butter, and jar of jelly. Naturally I agreed.
I managed to eat the whole thing in a little under 30 minutes, but admittedly I was being pretty sparse with my usage of PB&J by the end. When I finished, I felt like walking at my normal speed would make my body explode, so I walked at half speed and took it easy. Admittedly I did it as a broke college kid because I’d save about $4 by having him buy me a new jar of PB and a new jar of J. This experience didn’t stop me from continuing to eat PB&J on future breaks.
Also, later that night I took the biggest shit in the world
Worked in a members-only restaurant as a sushi girl where we served food naked and either acted as the table, or did things with the meal in exchange for tips.
…for a small tip, we might rub the sushi along our breasts before serving to them, or feed them directly. For a medium tip, we might be expected to actually insert the food into us before feeding them directly, or sit on their lap while they ate.
I was 13 and my brother had to do community service for some stupid, illegal thing he did. My brother didn’t want to do it and decided he was not going to go. My father asked me if I would do it in his stead (no one bothered to check ids, just expected a kid to show up) so my brother wouldn’t get into more trouble. I negotiated for a new video game if I would do it.
The community service was about 80 hours at a local park. All of the guys there treated me like shit and talked down to me because I was “some asshole kid that fucked up”. I took it and just bided my time till the end. At the end of my last day after I got the signed off form I told them how shitty and stupid they were for not realizing that someone else did the community service. One guy threatened to tell someone about it, I countered that it would look really bad on them for not asking for something as basic as identification and left. Nothing ever came of it.
My best friend came home from the bars one night… drunk and hungry. His roommate(not me) was the only one with food. My friend asked for the frozen pizza, and was told he can have it if he snorts the roommate’s pee. So my friend proceeded to snort a shot glass of his pee.
After puking, he got the pizza, put it in the oven, passed out and awoke to a charred, black, uneaten pizza.
This may not count… as the payment was pizza and not money, but I’ll never get a better chance to tell that story on here.
years back, some guy offered to buy my shoes off me in the street. these shoes were falling apart, split down the heel, holes in the sole, scuffed to hell, being worn by a strung out looking skinny person. said to me, “i’ll give you 40 quid for your shoes. i collect shoes.”
i was actually just down the street from my flat, so i kinda looked at him for a sec and said “are you serious?”, to which he nodded solemnly. i got my shoes off so damn fast. i wasn’t wearing any socks either, this didn’t seem to faze him. he immediately handed me £50, took the shoes, and walked off without a further word. i went in to my flat, put on another pair of even more fucked up shoes, went back out and spent that 50 quid on booze and some other shit. i was extremely broke.
he definitely fucked those shoes, and for 50 pounds, i sincerely hope he enjoyed it.
Rubbed grapefruit in my eye for a dollar. Hurt like hell.
Wore contacts at the time. When I put my contact back in, it burned all over again.
Two for the price of one.
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